April 21, 2010

Friends Don’t Let Friends Wear Sandals and Socks

(Not letting eachother wear sandals
and socks)
Sandals and socks should never meet under any circumstances, yet people still feel the need to unite these two items. Call me crazy but I don’t understand the logic behind wearing both sandals and socks at the same time, never mind the fact that it looks totally ridiculous. If it’s too cold to wear sandals to the point that you would need additional insulation on your feet (socks), then do not wear sandals! It seems so simple. On the other hand, if you’re making the commitment to put on a pair of socks, go the extra mile and put on your sneakers too. Don’t put on socks, get lazy, and resort to sandals. At least take the socks off first.

Men and women alike frequently break this law and it’s painful to witness. Whoever invented this trend against fashion needs to be found and punished, because it has spread like wildfire and has yet to die down. Refusing to look like an idiot and not wearing sandals and socks yourself is a good start to extinguish this fashion disaster, but it is not enough. You need to do your friend the biggest favor ever to exist in your relationship and not let them wear sandals and socks.

I once had a friend who wore sandals and socks, and I have not spoken to him since. Just kidding, even I’m not that bad. First I asked why the hell he would ever commit such an abomination, and then politely explained my position on the topic. I believe it went something like, “If you ever wear sandals and socks in public ever again I will divorce you as my best friend!” I may be paraphrasing, but at any rate he respectfully agreed to never wear them except for the occasional trip to the mailbox. I was willing to accept that deal because it was progress.

Make sure you do your part in stomping out this fashion faux pas by not letting your friends wear sandals and socks!

2 comments:

  1. i know you will die, but i kinda like the socks and sandals look, it is somewhat of a fashion statement. maybe some peoples feet are really ugly. they want to wear sandals but they cover their ugly feet.

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  2. it is a fashion trend... there is no law in fashion though... or else there would not be baggy pants, skinny jeans, etc... how u are supposed to wear one thing is up to you personally... im sure that some people may not like how you wear certain clothes... that does not mean you should stop wearing what you wear... I'm a proud addidas sandals and socks guy myself... and I rock them because I like them and that is what I want to wear... that is my fashion.

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